HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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