He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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