i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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