Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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