I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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