Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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