Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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