at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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