Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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