ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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