my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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