she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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