Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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