GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
