pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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