Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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