ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i already hear my dad disowning me
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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