Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
