And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There's always time for handjobs
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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