This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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