perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize
