I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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