Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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