Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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