i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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