ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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