I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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