I queefed so loud it echoed.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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