Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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