he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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