I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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