Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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