Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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