overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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