singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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