I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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