They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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