im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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