Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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