But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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