Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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