I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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