I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
where are my eyebrows?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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