And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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