You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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