someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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