Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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