i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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