just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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