This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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