We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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