Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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