My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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