I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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