They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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