Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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